It just doesn't seem right having a website without anything completely pointless, silly, and slightly insulting on the Internet, so we at The Serpent bring you... Our Warped Views - a collection of tales which we come across in our lives in between running the site. Feel free to browse the content below, though please bare in mind it comes with absolutly no limits, and is certainly not safe for work :)

Ring Of Fire Official Rules... - At last, a place on the net for our official rules of Ring Of Fire... A game enjoyed by many, this drinking game certainly made it's way into our circle of drinking buddies... so enjoy, and remember kids... always drink responsibly.

Kiss Does Canterbury...? - The Serpent's very own got bored and decided to desend on the fair city of Canterbury, only to find they don't really have an alternative scene... so what else to do but go to the usual breed of clubs dressed as kiss...?

The Serpent 8 Ball - As it says, have trust in the 8 ball, and yee will deliver crap. Try out this clever, yet infuriating little physic and see how long you can remain sane. Great for passing at least 25 minutes on a boring day at work\uni.

The Ultimate NTL complaint letter - This is too funny not to have on the Internet! It's been around for a while, so you may have already seen it. But recent crap service (well, constant!) crap service sparked the 'mock NTL' bandwagon again.. Here it is... The ultimate NTL complaint letter...

A dedication to all the crap ringtones out there - Sick of that crazy frog, and sweetie the chick? This is great, incredibly offensive, and only for 18+ !

Rainbow Like You've Never Seen It Before - Special thanks to Rainbow Arch for this truely funny clip.

The 'Happy' Sign - This just shows we have nothing better to do with our Saturday's....

The English Workplace - As it says, someone had to write it! A guide to the most common faces found in your workplace!